Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Tales from the Gym

Today I saw quite possibly the funniest thing I have EVER seen! If you don't know yet, I'm one of those people who laughs at the most inappropriate times and at the most inappropriate things. I have sort of a mean sense of humor...that I love. So, today was one of those. I was working out in the training area, you know where they keep the light weights, exercise balls and mats? I had my iPod in, as usual, and I see out of the corner of my eye this older (50ish) guy working out. He's using light free weights and, no joke, is flailing his arms everywhere! He's spinning and twisting all over the place...looking slightly ridiculous. I just kinda laughed under my breath and went back to working out. After maybe 2 or 3 minutes (at least a full song) I hear him yell, "What do I have to do to work out in peace around here!?" Then, he throws down (literally throws) his weights, pulls the towel out of his pants (ewww!) throws it on the ground, picks it up and storms (think a 5-year-old) out of the gym. Everyone in that area just stared, speechless. I, of course, cracked up. Hilarious!

Also, as I was changing, there was this girl being all modest in the locker room, you have to know me, I'm not ashamed to change in front of other girls...at all. She actually put her shorts on under her skirt! But...if you could have seen what the girl put on -- she should have just gone into the gym area in her undies! She had on the tightest, shortest shorts -- think volleyball spandex, and a really tight half-top (which should be outlawed). It was crazy! Oh these people...

Also, can I just tell you how excited I am about The Hills being back!! I know, I'm a dork. But I don't even care!



Princess Freckles said...

People at the gym are the best! There is a guy at my gym who is normally there when i go after work. While he's on the elliptical (sp?) he'll start breathing heavily and moaning! Almost like "bedroom" moaning, if you get my drift! I die everytime and just crank up my ipod!

jlc said...

Temper tantrums at 50.... yeah, don't see that often!! I would've laughed too!

Yessss and another Hills fanatic!! <333333

Anonymous said...

you're right; it is pointless when someone goes thru extra lengths to stay concealed when changing...but ends up wearing something that looks likeit was painted on

Lindsey said...

HAHA! I always laugh at the most inappropriate times! Gotta love people watching at the gym!

jlc said...

Umm knowing last minute is my LIFE. Hahah!

We're very used to it. The hubbs will be living in Texas in the fall but then moving to Missouri in the Spring.

And then we have NO idea what is after that!! So I'm going to stay planted in Jersey for one more year. I need some sense of stability no?

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